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Tuscany
When you think of Italy, it’s very possible that the first thing that comes to your mind are the picturesque landscapes of Tuscany. Hundreds of movies have been filmed in this gorgeous location, and millions of people have journeyed there to experience the easy living and gentle culture of the area. Rolling hills, seaside villas, and rich vineyards have been there for centuries, delighting visitors. If you are looking for a vacation destination where you can take it easy, but still experience something new and delightful, this might be the place for you.
If you love the beach and water sports, Tuscany is a great alternative to Hawaii or Mexico. The beaches are clean and eco-friendly with plenty of secluded spots. Take a tour of one of many of the world-famous vineyards that produce wine for the whole world. Tuscany is renowned for its cuisine, so be sure to bring your appetite and be willing to try new things.
Add comment October 20, 2008
You know you’re flying “no frills” when…
- They don’t sell tickets, they sell chances.
- All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
- Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
- You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
- Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
- The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
- When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
- The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
- You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, “Just once.”
- No movie. Don’t need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
- You see a man with a gun, but he’s demanding to be let off the plane.
- All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
Add comment October 13, 2008
